Just thought this was needed.
And let’s not forget that one of Adele’s breakup songs included the line “I wish nothing but the best for you two” whereas one of Taylor’s breakup songs (which are apparently all she knows how to write) included the line “go ahead and tell your friends I’m obsessive and crazy, I’ll tell mine you’re gay”.
I think that contrast there sums it up pretty well.
Holy shit, they are the same age. The maturity difference is STAG.GER.ING.
Sorry, he lost me at the part where he’s WILL FARRELL. Maybe Taylor Swift is immature (so fucking what?), but she’s a paragon of responsibility in comparison to *him*.
Aka people who live in glass playgrounds shouldn’t throw stones.
I have thus far kept my silence about Taylor Swift due to the fact that no one wants to hear one more opinion about Taylor Swift and also because every time someone thinks their opinion about what ladies are doing with their lives is somehow relevant I FUCKING BLACK OUT WITH RAGE AND COME TO IN A DITCH SOME DAYS LATER, but here we go:
1. WHO FUCKING CARES WHAT YOU THINK?
1a. THOUGHT EXPERIMENT: Would you consider making judgy comments about people whose lives are NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BEESWAX to be “stuck in middle school?”
2. WHO THOUGHT “I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU” WAS ANYTHING BUT FUCKING SARCASTIC AS SHIT? ADELE DOES NOT WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR THAT MOTHERFUCK, “I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU” IS LIKE SAYING “SUPER, THANKS FOR ASKING!” WHEN PEOPLE ASK HOW YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU REALLY HAVE BEEN DOING IS LYING FACE DOWN IN YOUR BED SOBBING BROKENLY AND EATING SOME YEAR OLD HALLOWEEN CANDY YOU FOUND IN THE BACK OF THE PANTRY.
2b. Many of Adele’s songs are about insane, obsessive love, so—you know, you be the judge of whether that’s…..I give up on this point because I don’t know what we’re trying to argue here, beyond maybe suggesting that calling someone gay is dumb and also a lousy lyric, you’re better than that Taylor, come on. Don’t set fire to anything, either; based on my in-depth scholarly assessment of Adele’s lyrics (aka: some award-winning car singing during rush hour with LA LA LA’s where I don’t know the lyrics) I’d have to say that I think she might be advocating setting fire to things. Lemme get on twitter and tell the world that ADELE AND TAYLOR SWIFT ARE THE SAME AGE AND ONE OF THEM IS A TOTAL PYRO.
2c. Is it 2013 and we’re still talking about how getting married and having babies or fucking a new dude every night is something other than a choice that is completely irrelevant to anyone who isn’t the owner of the vagina that said babies come out of/dicks go in?
3. The only opinion I want to hear EVER AGAIN about people re: popstar ladies is: I enjoy their catchy hooks/I prefer others’ catchy hooks to theirs and that goes MOTHERFUCKING DOUBLE FOR RIHANNA.
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